Solution?
I cavalierly ripped off all of the wonky bits...
...then camouflaged the largest naked section...
...with sewn-on vintage buttons in the style of this terrific bag (see last photo).
I cavalierly ripped off all of the wonky bits...
...then camouflaged the largest naked section...
...with sewn-on vintage buttons in the style of this terrific bag (see last photo).
...prior to adding a batik fabric lining...
...(from an outdoor market in Rotterdam)...

...and a hand-sewn leather strap.
...(from an outdoor market in Rotterdam)...
...and a hand-sewn leather strap.